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I Don't Think Mauch of This Team
Ah ha me hearties, if it isn't me favourite land-lubbers. Our Lions are 4-1 and heading to the Sunshine State to play the Bucs in Ray Jay.

Ash Soden
Oct 14, 2023


Chicken Tikka Zavala
You thought I was going to make a pun based on Bryce, huh? Or the former jewel of my heart and mock drafts, Jammie Robinson? You'd be wrong

Ash Soden
Oct 7, 2023


Reed All About It
On Sunday, our defence stood up against a QB who practically is a rookie. Tomorrow, they might need to again to show Love Stinks.

Ash Soden
Sep 27, 2023


Crawling Out of the Pitts of Despair
This Sunday, we welcome the Dirty Birds to Ford Field. Will they be able to soar, or will they squawk under the pressure?

Ash Soden
Sep 22, 2023


It's Not Been Like This Bellore
This time, it's not like the games we played Bellore. Yes, yes, I'm really pushing the puns. Am I going to stop? Ge-no!

Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2023


Rice, Rice Baby
Welcome to Season 2 of my (unhinged) game preview articles, hopefully with less words and more goodness

Ash Soden
Sep 5, 2023


The Detroit Lions believe they've opened the window - this season - to win it all
I'm not saying they're right, or wrong, but the Detroit Lions believe that they're serious competitors in the 2023 NFL season.

Matthew Turner
Mar 25, 2023


NFL Draft 2023 Player Profile - Texas RB Bijan Robinson
When it comes to the NFL Draft for the Detroit Lions, running back is a low-key need...

Matthew Turner
Feb 28, 2023


How to Solve the Nickel Pickle
As we enter the off-season, one of the big questions that loom large over the team is what to do about the nickelback position.

Ash Soden
Feb 26, 2023


Looking Back (At When We First Met)
Now that the Super Bowl has passed, and the off-season has begun, we can take the opportunity to look back at our performance this season

Ash Soden
Feb 15, 2023


Green with Envy of the Honolulu Blue
Week 18. Lambeau Field. Sunday Night Football. A chance to keep K-Aaron Rodgers out of the playoffs. This is what football is about.

Ash Soden
Jan 7, 2023


Fields of Nightmares
So Santa had us on his naughty list. Let's put that behind us and ring in the New Year with a victory over the Chicago Bears.

Ash Soden
Dec 30, 2022


Same Darn-old Story
This week we travel to Charlotte to take on the Panthers, who have something to play for due to the NFC South madness.

Ash Soden
Dec 23, 2022


Hutch > Sauce
No punny title from me, just telling the truth of who the Defensive Rookie of the Year award should really be going to...

Ash Soden
Dec 16, 2022


Hock-out Blow
For once in a long time, we stand on the precipice of playing the role of the destroyer of dreams, the vanquisher of divisional hopes...

Ash Soden
Dec 9, 2022


Reviewing the Lions: The Final Push
The Lions have taken steps forward, but this is still a rebuilding team. What roster questions could be answered in the final six games?

John Wallace-Howell
Dec 2, 2022


Yer Da Sells Tr-Avon
This week, we turn from hunting to protecting our hunting ground from rival big cats, as the Jacksonville Jaguars come to Detroit.

Ash Soden
Dec 2, 2022


Bills, Bills, Bills
I am no pessimist when it comes to our Lions. So pour the Honolulu blue Kool-Aid and let's see how we can stuff the Bills like a turkey.

Ash Soden
Nov 23, 2022


It's the Golladay Season
This week our Lions head to New Jersey and MetLife Stadium for the first time this season to play the New York Giants and take a W from them

Ash Soden
Nov 18, 2022


Bear Down in the Dumps
This week we go into the Chicago cave where the Bears doth dwell, stepping onto the field to face Fields.

Ash Soden
Nov 11, 2022
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