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4 days ago

No Risk It, No Fiske-It

Yes, yes, it's another bad pun title. But it could have been worse...

Aug 28

Answering Some Questions

Over the past few weeks, the Lions fandom has been debating a few topics on Twitter. Here are my opinions and thoughts on these topics.

Aug 23

A Wildgoose Chase

It's the final week of the preseason, and we're finally at home after two weeks on the road, as we welcome the Steelers to the 313.

Aug 16

Gimme Gimme Gimme A Manu After Midnight

Our Lions are back in Arrowhead to give the reigning Super Bowl champs another swift kick up the jacksy.

Jun 24

The Epic Highs and Lows of Rookie Football

I know, yet another bad reference title from me. At least this one is to do with football, albeit from one of the weirdest teen dramas ever.

Jan 27

Robbing the Banks

Here we are, folks. Win this game, and we're in the Super Bowl. Lose, and we go back home with our tails behind our legs.

Jan 20

(H)All or Nothing

We got a lot of things off our back last Sunday, much like a modern-day Atlas shrugging off the weight of the sky

Jan 13

Kupp-a Tea

You're not here to hear me whine for attention, you're here to see what four things I'm going to be looking for on Sunday night

Dec 22, 2023

Hock Around the Clock

This Sunday, the Lions could do something they have never done in my 25 years and 1 week of existence...

Dec 15, 2023

Nothing in Life is Surtain

The title might seem a little doom-and-gloom but you know I have to force a pun in there somewhere

Dec 10, 2023

Don't Sweat It

I am back to give you the lowdown on the stats for the Bears. Hopefully, it can get us out of this slump we've been in...

Nov 18, 2023

Moore Moore Moore

This week, we'll be singing a bit of Rachel Stevens as we'll want Moore Moore Moore when the final whistle blows

Nov 11, 2023

See Ya Later, Slater

As we come out of the bye and head cross-country to face the Chargers, so too do the game preview articles emerge from their hibernation

Oct 28, 2023

Tea and Hobbs-Nobs

So I'm not talking about last week. Instead, we will be looking to the future and the debut of our lovely alternate helmet.

Oct 21, 2023

Not This Time, You Mother-Tucker

5-1, undefeated on the road, joint-best record in the league... if the other shoe is going to drop, it's on our opponent's head

Oct 14, 2023

I Don't Think Mauch of This Team

Ah ha me hearties, if it isn't me favourite land-lubbers. Our Lions are 4-1 and heading to the Sunshine State to play the Bucs in Ray Jay.

Oct 7, 2023

Chicken Tikka Zavala

You thought I was going to make a pun based on Bryce, huh? Or the former jewel of my heart and mock drafts, Jammie Robinson? You'd be wrong

Sep 27, 2023

Reed All About It

On Sunday, our defence stood up against a QB who practically is a rookie. Tomorrow, they might need to again to show Love Stinks.

Sep 22, 2023

Crawling Out of the Pitts of Despair

This Sunday, we welcome the Dirty Birds to Ford Field. Will they be able to soar, or will they squawk under the pressure?

Sep 14, 2023

It's Not Been Like This Bellore

This time, it's not like the games we played Bellore. Yes, yes, I'm really pushing the puns. Am I going to stop? Ge-no!