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Lions @ Eagles Game Preview
Ah, wasn't it great to get back to winning ways last week? Yes, the Commanders were not the same generals we ran into in last season's Divisional Round, but we still avenged that loss and purged most of the negative aura around the team. This week, we stay on the road for the second of our three-week jaunt in the NFC East. However, we take on the reigning Super Bowl champs this time, rather than a battered-and-bruised team still looking over their shoulders for Senator McCart

Ash Soden
6 days ago


Lions @ Commanders Game Preview
Well, I'm sorry last week was so bad. Was it a bye week hangover? Did Graham do a massive fart in the locker room and annoy Tate and Christian so much that they refused to talk to him? After all, he is known for having a bit of a swamp ass. Did Frank forget to send the offensive line their weekly milk delivery, so their bones were extra brittle?

Ash Soden
Nov 8


Vikings @ Lions Game Preview
I hope y'all enjoyed the bye week and your break from Lions football (though damn, were most of those early slate games bad or what?). Luckily for us, Detroit is back this week, hosting Minnie Mouse-sota for a divisional ding-dong battle.

Ash Soden
Nov 1


Bucs @ Lions Game Preview
After consulting with my many, many, 10 fans, and in hopes of changing our fates, I'm changing up how I do my game previews. I will now look at three or four key stats I think will prove key in the game ahead. Let's dive into the Bucs-Lions game preview.

Ash Soden
Oct 19


Lions @ Chiefs Game Preview
Our Lions have the best offence in football by points scored (34.8 PPG), the second-best point differential (+62), third-best turnover differential (+6), third-best success rate (49.4%), and fifth-best offence by EPA per play (0.153). Who would have thought that would happen after Week 1, huh?
Can our Lions pull out the win against Kansas City, and what matchups will prove key to such a victory? Have a look at our Lions v Chiefs game preview to see...

Ash Soden
Oct 10


Knight (Jr.) Rider
The Lions' conquest of the AFC North continues with the final of their three-week stand against the rival division. This week, they make the trek to Cincinnati, Ohio to take on the floundering Bengals.

Ash Soden
Oct 4


No Beating About the (Devin) Bush
This week, our 2-1 Lions come home to defend the den as an old foe makes the short trip to try their darndest to put us back to .500. Once again, the Great Lakes Classic is upon us, as the 1-2 Cleveland Browns come to town.

Ash Soden
Sep 27


Pepsi Bottle, Coca-Kolar Glass
Come on, you know I gotta force a meme into these previews every once in a while. I saw a chance, I took it; can you blame me?

Ash Soden
Sep 21


Chicago's Tiny Johnson
Am I above making a cheeky innuendo? No. After last week's debacle, I think we all need a joke to lift our mood (Why did Tua open a bakery? Because he's great at making turnovers). Did you expect any less of me?

Ash Soden
Sep 12


Pack It Up, Pack It In
Well, we're finally here, football fans. Week 1 of the 2025 season is finally upon us

Ash Soden
Sep 6


Ash's Practice Squad Wishlist
A look at Ash's 5 under-the-radar candidates for the practice squad

Ash Soden
Aug 27


Pre-gaming the Preseason
A look at who might play in the upcoming four preseason games for the Detroit Lions, and the order of precedence of how many snaps they'll take

Ash Soden
Jul 30


I Like Ashton Gil-lot-te
It's no secret the Lions are in the market for more help in the edge room. It seems to be the vogue choice at 28 for our team, but there...

Ash Soden
Feb 23


Campbell's SAM Soup
This draft prospect profile is about Alabama linebacker Jihaad Campbell, who could be a potential fit for us as a SAM linebacker.

Ash Soden
Feb 22


What the Heck is Gonna Happen?
It's nearly the end of the regular season. There are two games left and two more scalps to potentially claim.

Ash Soden
Dec 29, 2024


This Ain't the Time to be Cowart(s)
For once, this will probably be a quick one. We've seen these guys before, you heard Matt and Ant break them down, not much more I can add

Ash Soden
Dec 21, 2024


Clapp Your Hands Together
Our Lions will be back in black this Sunday as they face the Bills in the afternoon slate of games

Ash Soden
Dec 14, 2024


Line Dancing Until They Pack It In
This game preview is more of a hors d'oeuvres before the main meal rather than the filling meal deal you eat at work the day before

Ash Soden
Dec 5, 2024


Got the Turkey Sweat(s)
Happy Thanksgiving, you beautiful lot.

Ash Soden
Nov 27, 2024


Striking Gould
We'll have Indiana Nights on our screens tomorrow for a 1 pm kickoff (or 6 pm for us UK folks)...

Ash Soden
Nov 23, 2024
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