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Chicken Tikka Zavala
You thought I was going to make a pun based on Bryce, huh? Or the former jewel of my heart and mock drafts, Jammie Robinson? You'd be wrong

Ash Soden
Oct 7, 2023


Reed All About It
On Sunday, our defence stood up against a QB who practically is a rookie. Tomorrow, they might need to again to show Love Stinks.

Ash Soden
Sep 27, 2023


Crawling Out of the Pitts of Despair
This Sunday, we welcome the Dirty Birds to Ford Field. Will they be able to soar, or will they squawk under the pressure?

Ash Soden
Sep 22, 2023


It's Not Been Like This Bellore
This time, it's not like the games we played Bellore. Yes, yes, I'm really pushing the puns. Am I going to stop? Ge-no!

Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2023


Rice, Rice Baby
Welcome to Season 2 of my (unhinged) game preview articles, hopefully with less words and more goodness

Ash Soden
Sep 5, 2023


Green with Envy of the Honolulu Blue
Week 18. Lambeau Field. Sunday Night Football. A chance to keep K-Aaron Rodgers out of the playoffs. This is what football is about.

Ash Soden
Jan 7, 2023


Fields of Nightmares
So Santa had us on his naughty list. Let's put that behind us and ring in the New Year with a victory over the Chicago Bears.

Ash Soden
Dec 30, 2022


Same Darn-old Story
This week we travel to Charlotte to take on the Panthers, who have something to play for due to the NFC South madness.

Ash Soden
Dec 23, 2022


Hutch > Sauce
No punny title from me, just telling the truth of who the Defensive Rookie of the Year award should really be going to...

Ash Soden
Dec 16, 2022


Hock-out Blow
For once in a long time, we stand on the precipice of playing the role of the destroyer of dreams, the vanquisher of divisional hopes...

Ash Soden
Dec 9, 2022


Yer Da Sells Tr-Avon
This week, we turn from hunting to protecting our hunting ground from rival big cats, as the Jacksonville Jaguars come to Detroit.

Ash Soden
Dec 2, 2022


Bills, Bills, Bills
I am no pessimist when it comes to our Lions. So pour the Honolulu blue Kool-Aid and let's see how we can stuff the Bills like a turkey.

Ash Soden
Nov 23, 2022


It's the Golladay Season
This week our Lions head to New Jersey and MetLife Stadium for the first time this season to play the New York Giants and take a W from them

Ash Soden
Nov 18, 2022


Bear Down in the Dumps
This week we go into the Chicago cave where the Bears doth dwell, stepping onto the field to face Fields.

Ash Soden
Nov 11, 2022


Rodgering A-A-Ron
I began to write this on trade deadline day to the soundtrack of Packer fans screeching like a squeaker in an MW2 lobby. It was heaven.

Ash Soden
Nov 4, 2022


Tua Cool for School
This week, we can't be welcomed to Miami by Will Smith, as we are hosting Tua and the Dolphins. Let's take our usual preview look at Miami.

Ash Soden
Oct 28, 2022


Dak to the Future
We exit the bye and have an our longest away trip of the season to Arlington, TX on the cards to go face Dak and his Dallas Cowgirls.

Ash Soden
Oct 21, 2022


The Zappe Attack
This week, our 1-3 Lions head to Foxborough to face an old "friend" turned enemy, the bearded apprentice who ran back to his master.

Ash Soden
Oct 7, 2022


NFL Wars Episode IV: Fall of Seahawk-er
Let's break down the Seattle roster, look at their stats, and make some predictions that are 100% (not) going to come true.

Ash Soden
Sep 29, 2022


NFL Wars Episode III: A New Cope
We look at Minnie Mouse-sota's roster, how they've fared so far, see which matchups we can exploit, and make some spicy predictions

Ash Soden
Sep 22, 2022
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