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This Sunday, the Lions could do something they have never done in my 25 years and 1 week of existence...
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Ash Soden
Dec 15, 2023
Nothing in Life is Surtain
The title might seem a little doom-and-gloom but you know I have to force a pun in there somewhere
Ash Soden
Dec 9, 2023
Don't Sweat It
I am back to give you the lowdown on the stats for the Bears. Hopefully, it can get us out of this slump we've been in...
Ash Soden
Nov 18, 2023
Moore Moore Moore
This week, we'll be singing a bit of Rachel Stevens as we'll want Moore Moore Moore when the final whistle blows
Ash Soden
Nov 11, 2023
See Ya Later, Slater
As we come out of the bye and head cross-country to face the Chargers, so too do the game preview articles emerge from their hibernation
Ash Soden
Oct 28, 2023
Tea and Hobbs-Nobs
So I'm not talking about last week. Instead, we will be looking to the future and the debut of our lovely alternate helmet.
Ash Soden
Oct 21, 2023
Not This Time, You Mother-Tucker
5-1, undefeated on the road, joint-best record in the league... if the other shoe is going to drop, it's on our opponent's head
Ash Soden
Oct 14, 2023
I Don't Think Mauch of This Team
Ah ha me hearties, if it isn't me favourite land-lubbers. Our Lions are 4-1 and heading to the Sunshine State to play the Bucs in Ray Jay.
Ash Soden
Oct 7, 2023
Chicken Tikka Zavala
You thought I was going to make a pun based on Bryce, huh? Or the former jewel of my heart and mock drafts, Jammie Robinson? You'd be wrong
Ash Soden
Sep 27, 2023
Reed All About It
On Sunday, our defence stood up against a QB who practically is a rookie. Tomorrow, they might need to again to show Love Stinks.
Ash Soden
Sep 22, 2023
Crawling Out of the Pitts of Despair
This Sunday, we welcome the Dirty Birds to Ford Field. Will they be able to soar, or will they squawk under the pressure?
Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2023
It's Not Been Like This Bellore
This time, it's not like the games we played Bellore. Yes, yes, I'm really pushing the puns. Am I going to stop? Ge-no!
Ash Soden
Sep 5, 2023
Rice, Rice Baby
Welcome to Season 2 of my (unhinged) game preview articles, hopefully with less words and more goodness
Ash Soden
Feb 26, 2023
How to Solve the Nickel Pickle
As we enter the off-season, one of the big questions that loom large over the team is what to do about the nickelback position.
Ash Soden
Feb 15, 2023
Looking Back (At When We First Met)
Now that the Super Bowl has passed, and the off-season has begun, we can take the opportunity to look back at our performance this season
Ash Soden
Jan 18, 2023
BEN IS STAYING
At twenty to one this morning UK time, the glorious news we were all hoping to hear broke. Our almighty lord of offence is staying home.
Ash Soden
Jan 7, 2023
Green with Envy of the Honolulu Blue
Week 18. Lambeau Field. Sunday Night Football. A chance to keep K-Aaron Rodgers out of the playoffs. This is what football is about.
Ash Soden
Dec 23, 2022
Same Darn-old Story
This week we travel to Charlotte to take on the Panthers, who have something to play for due to the NFC South madness.
Ash Soden
Dec 16, 2022
Hutch > Sauce
No punny title from me, just telling the truth of who the Defensive Rookie of the Year award should really be going to...
Ash Soden
Dec 9, 2022
Hock-out Blow
For once in a long time, we stand on the precipice of playing the role of the destroyer of dreams, the vanquisher of divisional hopes...
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