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The Titanomachy
For once, I am not giving you a bad pun based on a player's name. Instead, I'm going mythological, and using my Masters in Classics.

Ash Soden
Oct 26, 2024


Sleeping Like a Beebe
In the words of CJ, oh s**t, here we go again. As per clockwork, we must travel to Jerry World once again to face the Cowgirls.

Ash Soden
Oct 12, 2024


A Game Sure to Make You Cross
Here we are, guys. The live-action debut of the cold af black and blue jerseys. Just a shame it's against the Seachickens...

Ash Soden
Sep 29, 2024
Hold Your Tonga
This week we go bird hunting in Glendale as we visit State Farm Stadium to face the .500 Arizona Cardinals

Ash Soden
Sep 21, 2024


Be Stille My Beating Heart
It's Week 2 and our Lions have yet another matchup from last year's playoffs on their plates

Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2024


No Risk It, No Fiske-It
Yes, yes, it's another bad pun title. But it could have been worse...

Ash Soden
Sep 7, 2024


Answering Some Questions
Over the past few weeks, the Lions fandom has been debating a few topics on Twitter. Here are my opinions and thoughts on these topics.

Ash Soden
Aug 28, 2024


A Wildgoose Chase
It's the final week of the preseason, and we're finally at home after two weeks on the road, as we welcome the Steelers to the 313.

Ash Soden
Aug 23, 2024


Gimme Gimme Gimme A Manu After Midnight
Our Lions are back in Arrowhead to give the reigning Super Bowl champs another swift kick up the jacksy.

Ash Soden
Aug 16, 2024


The Epic Highs and Lows of Rookie Football
I know, yet another bad reference title from me. At least this one is to do with football, albeit from one of the weirdest teen dramas ever.

Ash Soden
Jun 24, 2024


Robbing the Banks
Here we are, folks. Win this game, and we're in the Super Bowl. Lose, and we go back home with our tails behind our legs.

Ash Soden
Jan 27, 2024


(H)All or Nothing
We got a lot of things off our back last Sunday, much like a modern-day Atlas shrugging off the weight of the sky

Ash Soden
Jan 20, 2024


Kupp-a Tea
You're not here to hear me whine for attention, you're here to see what four things I'm going to be looking for on Sunday night

Ash Soden
Jan 13, 2024


Hock Around the Clock
This Sunday, the Lions could do something they have never done in my 25 years and 1 week of existence...

Ash Soden
Dec 22, 2023


Nothing in Life is Surtain
The title might seem a little doom-and-gloom but you know I have to force a pun in there somewhere

Ash Soden
Dec 15, 2023


Don't Sweat It
I am back to give you the lowdown on the stats for the Bears. Hopefully, it can get us out of this slump we've been in...

Ash Soden
Dec 10, 2023


Moore Moore Moore
This week, we'll be singing a bit of Rachel Stevens as we'll want Moore Moore Moore when the final whistle blows

Ash Soden
Nov 18, 2023


See Ya Later, Slater
As we come out of the bye and head cross-country to face the Chargers, so too do the game preview articles emerge from their hibernation

Ash Soden
Nov 11, 2023


Tea and Hobbs-Nobs
So I'm not talking about last week. Instead, we will be looking to the future and the debut of our lovely alternate helmet.

Ash Soden
Oct 28, 2023


Not This Time, You Mother-Tucker
5-1, undefeated on the road, joint-best record in the league... if the other shoe is going to drop, it's on our opponent's head

Ash Soden
Oct 21, 2023
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