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Lions @ Eagles Game Preview
Ah, wasn't it great to get back to winning ways last week? Yes, the Commanders were not the same generals we ran into in last season's Divisional Round, but we still avenged that loss and purged most of the negative aura around the team. This week, we stay on the road for the second of our three-week jaunt in the NFC East. However, we take on the reigning Super Bowl champs this time, rather than a battered-and-bruised team still looking over their shoulders for Senator McCart

Ash Soden
Nov 15


Lions @ Commanders Game Preview
Well, I'm sorry last week was so bad. Was it a bye week hangover? Did Graham do a massive fart in the locker room and annoy Tate and Christian so much that they refused to talk to him? After all, he is known for having a bit of a swamp ass. Did Frank forget to send the offensive line their weekly milk delivery, so their bones were extra brittle?

Ash Soden
Nov 8


Vikings @ Lions Game Preview
I hope y'all enjoyed the bye week and your break from Lions football (though damn, were most of those early slate games bad or what?). Luckily for us, Detroit is back this week, hosting Minnie Mouse-sota for a divisional ding-dong battle.

Ash Soden
Nov 1


Bucs @ Lions Game Preview
After consulting with my many, many, 10 fans, and in hopes of changing our fates, I'm changing up how I do my game previews. I will now look at three or four key stats I think will prove key in the game ahead. Let's dive into the Bucs-Lions game preview.

Ash Soden
Oct 19


Chicago's Tiny Johnson
Am I above making a cheeky innuendo? No. After last week's debacle, I think we all need a joke to lift our mood (Why did Tua open a bakery? Because he's great at making turnovers). Did you expect any less of me?

Ash Soden
Sep 12


Pack It Up, Pack It In
Well, we're finally here, football fans. Week 1 of the 2025 season is finally upon us

Ash Soden
Sep 6


What the Heck is Gonna Happen?
It's nearly the end of the regular season. There are two games left and two more scalps to potentially claim.

Ash Soden
Dec 29, 2024


This Ain't the Time to be Cowart(s)
For once, this will probably be a quick one. We've seen these guys before, you heard Matt and Ant break them down, not much more I can add

Ash Soden
Dec 21, 2024


Line Dancing Until They Pack It In
This game preview is more of a hors d'oeuvres before the main meal rather than the filling meal deal you eat at work the day before

Ash Soden
Dec 5, 2024


Got the Turkey Sweat(s)
Happy Thanksgiving, you beautiful lot.

Ash Soden
Nov 27, 2024


I Would Love It If We Beat Them
Once a year or so, I decide to drop some random British meme as the theme of the preview article. This is that time this year.

Ash Soden
Nov 2, 2024


Sleeping Like a Beebe
In the words of CJ, oh s**t, here we go again. As per clockwork, we must travel to Jerry World once again to face the Cowgirls.

Ash Soden
Oct 12, 2024


A Game Sure to Make You Cross
Here we are, guys. The live-action debut of the cold af black and blue jerseys. Just a shame it's against the Seachickens...

Ash Soden
Sep 29, 2024
Hold Your Tonga
This week we go bird hunting in Glendale as we visit State Farm Stadium to face the .500 Arizona Cardinals

Ash Soden
Sep 21, 2024


Be Stille My Beating Heart
It's Week 2 and our Lions have yet another matchup from last year's playoffs on their plates

Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2024


No Risk It, No Fiske-It
Yes, yes, it's another bad pun title. But it could have been worse...

Ash Soden
Sep 7, 2024


Robbing the Banks
Here we are, folks. Win this game, and we're in the Super Bowl. Lose, and we go back home with our tails behind our legs.

Ash Soden
Jan 27, 2024


(H)All or Nothing
We got a lot of things off our back last Sunday, much like a modern-day Atlas shrugging off the weight of the sky

Ash Soden
Jan 20, 2024


Kupp-a Tea
You're not here to hear me whine for attention, you're here to see what four things I'm going to be looking for on Sunday night

Ash Soden
Jan 13, 2024


Tasty Bit of (C.J.) Ham
I know, I know, we played the Vikings two weeks ago. So why am I doing yet another game preview for them, when not much will have changed?

Ash Soden
Jan 6, 2024
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