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Ah, wasn't it great to get back to winning ways last week? Yes, the Commanders were not the same generals we ran into in last season's Divisional Round, but we still avenged that loss and purged most of the negative aura around the team. This week, we stay on the road for the second of our three-week jaunt in the NFC East. However, we take on the reigning Super Bowl champs this time, rather than a battered-and-bruised team still looking over their shoulders for Senator McCart

Well, I'm sorry last week was so bad. Was it a bye week hangover? Did Graham do a massive fart in the locker room and annoy Tate and Christian so much that they refused to talk to him? After all, he is known for having a bit of a swamp ass. Did Frank forget to send the offensive line their weekly milk delivery, so their bones were extra brittle?

I hope y'all enjoyed the bye week and your break from Lions football (though damn, were most of those early slate games bad or what?). Luckily for us, Detroit is back this week, hosting Minnie Mouse-sota for a divisional ding-dong battle.

After consulting with my many, many, 10 fans, and in hopes of changing our fates, I'm changing up how I do my game previews. I will now look at three or four key stats I think will prove key in the game ahead. Let's dive into the Bucs-Lions game preview.

Our Lions have the best offence in football by points scored (34.8 PPG), the second-best point differential (+62), third-best turnover differential (+6), third-best success rate (49.4%), and fifth-best offence by EPA per play (0.153). Who would have thought that would happen after Week 1, huh? Can our Lions pull out the win against Kansas City, and what matchups will prove key to such a victory? Have a look at our Lions v Chiefs game preview to see...

The Lions' conquest of the AFC North continues with the final of their three-week stand against the rival division. This week, they make the trek to Cincinnati, Ohio to take on the floundering Bengals.

This week, our 2-1 Lions come home to defend the den as an old foe makes the short trip to try their darndest to put us back to .500. Once again, the Great Lakes Classic is upon us, as the 1-2 Cleveland Browns come to town.

Come on, you know I gotta force a meme into these previews every once in a while. I saw a chance, I took it; can you blame me?

Am I above making a cheeky innuendo? No. After last week's debacle, I think we all need a joke to lift our mood (Why did Tua open a bakery? Because he's great at making turnovers). Did you expect any less of me?

Well, we're finally here, football fans. Week 1 of the 2025 season is finally upon us

This game preview is more of a hors d'oeuvres before the main meal rather than the filling meal deal you eat at work the day before